Name Popeye
Favorite Food Spinach
Claim To Fame Star of cartoons and comic books, including The Wedding of Popeye & Olive, a new comic book about the sailor man tying the knot with his longtime love, to be published next month
Q You have been dating Olive Oyl for 70 years. Why propose now?
A I didn't gots no choice! My pal Eugene the Jeep, he can perdik the future, 'n th' Jeep ain't never wrong! The Jeep was the one what said me and Olive were gettin' hitched! So I hads t'propose, 'cause if I didn't, it wouldn'ta been offiskal!
Q How did you pop the question?
A Wimpy gived me a band off'n a fine cigar, and that wuz good enuf for Olive! And what I sez to her wuz, "Olive...I yam what I yam...but we is what we is, 'n what we should be is married. Will ya marry me, sweetie? Here? Today?" 'N she yelped, "Yes!"
Q Where are you getting married?
A We gets hitched in Spinachania, th'country what's ruled by King Blozo.
Q Weren't you once bald? How is it that you now have a lot of red hair?
A 'Cuz I y'ain't just the prezzidenk of the Hair Club for Sailor Men...I'm also a member!